"You're a monster!"

"Eat me!"(Spits in princes face)

"Not the gumdrop button!"

"Well, folks, it looks like we're up Chocolate Creek without a Popsicle stick."

"Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We've got a big order to fill!"

"I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears! Flip over to Wheel of Torture."

"The only thing you'll ever be king of, is King of the Stupids!"

"Do you know the muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN! Well, she's married to...the muffin man!"

"On the goo-oo-ood ship Lollypop, It's a swee-ee-eet trip to a candy shop. Where bon-bons play..."

"No, don't tell him ANYTHING!!"

"Bah, whizzers on you guys!"

Source: Wikipedia.